OK SO IT’S SIR PSYCHO SEXY THIS ‘MORN’ (ooops!) cuz The DB Babe hasn’t been feelin’ well…MOLD! Yep..One of The Main Reasons I left IL other than it’s was Boring as F! Yep..I even got myself tested ..50% Mold! Ugh..Icky…makes you wanna run out and Google my # and ask me out ..huh?!
So this blog is gonna be just ‘stream of consciousness’ stuff…like the old days..can you ‘dig that’..??
I made my way home the other nite…actually More than 5 minutes from my home…Can You Be Blinded By Darkness??? Cuz That is exactly how I felt! I was Totally lost and my VZ Navigator…was not much help! Not to mention..my whole Jeep Stank from the garbage I had meaning to bring to The Dump..but never made it there!! By the time I got home…I had a shot of wine and a xenax just to calm down..that was After putting on Every Lite in The House..inside and out!! And then proceeded to eat more Chocolate than I think I have Evah eaten in 1 time!
And What is up with the plumbing sitch round here..Yeh..I have Heard of ‘Septic’ Whatevah’s…but here it is like another Situation’ like The Mail and The Dump!! I mean when I went to Tru Vlaue the 1st thang I bought was a Plunger! Icky Poo!! And I Do Use the Hard As Nails Septic Safe TP too…but Nothin’ goes down ‘Normally’!!
In New Yawk..I mean..You could put Golf Balls down there…members of The Gotti Jury..Body Parts…Toilets in New Yawk..would vacuum Anything down…(‘Course then it all pops back up in …so while taking a lovely Summer Bike Trip by The Water…No Dolphins..Swans, or any of those ’nice visuals’…Forget About It!! You’d see all kinds of dismembered ‘thangs’ floating about…Gross!
Ya know..I Love This Town..but Idyllwild is a ‘dirty, dirty’ little place!!! And I do not mean vulgar or foul or anything…Just Plain Dirty!!! I have Nevah been the kinda person to have a ‘take your shoes off at the door’ policy..but guess what?! I Do Now!? LOL…(Not that I am Yet at the place where I am gonna provide those cute little Japanese slippers or anything..maybe I’ll invest in some flip flops! Lol!) I just figured out that quite a few ‘famous’ people lived up here..if not FT than PT…Could Not find that out by Googling..& I can Usually Find Anyone or Anything Trust me! Or Not that you could recognize them or anything either!!! But Everyone up here looks Disheveled ..like they just came out of a tent!! I just say the guy from NCIS & Hill St Blues..LOVE both of those shows..and I am Not a Big TV watcher…and he looked Like Grizzly Adams…!! LOL
Speaking of famous people…Another Reason I slept in today was cuz I had a few Great Dreams..ya know the kind you just do not want to wake up from!? :) Men..Hot Men!! What can I say..it’s been awhile..I kinda like the idea..just not all the muss and fuss that goes along w/ it if ya know what I mean!!?? Lol And I just don’t feel like doing that whole pedi-mani hair thang either…lol Not to mention Me in the Morn!! I Am A Fright!!! While still Detoxing from all this Mold Shit..I am like a snotty 3 yr old..all mucousy and shit in the morn…let’s just say…Good and Morn do not have an = sign for me rite now! Lol Well Maybe I could pull it off if they didn’t stay over??? Men usually like that anyway..right?? I mean…Girls..You All Know that when a guy calls you ‘Babe’ the proverbial Morn After..that it is Not a Term Of Endearment..it is cuz they are utterly clueless what yor name is right!? They are rifling through your bag and calling all thr friends right after they call you a cab and make some coffee…trying to figure out who the hell they took home last nite!!!
Anyway I digress…I actually had two dreams…One about Viggo..(do I need to tell you His Last Name?? Ok for those Not in The loop..Mortensen…Lord Of The Rings..Long Dark wavy hair…Always on a horse!?)) & one about this guy I used to ‘see’ in NYC…a long time ago..but ya know how all these people have Now come back into your life through FB!!! His name I will not mention cuz I see No Need to feed his overblown ego anymore!! Lol And they Do say when you dream about ‘someone’ fairly often..there is some significance to it..what I wonder…about a guy that was sooo hot he could get ya off With all your clothes on!! Now that is an accomplishment girls…wouldn’t cha say!? Lol I mean..I know I am good..and give men heart attacks..which is quite a reference for The Rez rite? But this guy and I truly..I am surprised that the Fire Dept wasn’t called …evacuating women & children 1st…All sense of time & space left..and my heart used to feel it was going to implode…just shoot rite outta my bod…(but that could have been kinda enhanced by all the coke we were doing at that time too…huh!?LOL) Well..in This particular dream we were back in New Yawk…and he was moving in w/ me and trying to find a place for all his stuff..we were as we were then…and I can remember the realness of the dream..now not to worry I am not gonna go all porn here…but we took a break I guess and ended up in bed..and I can distinctly remember the feel of his long soft silky hair swirling around my face and his muscular arms pinning me down while we got into a really nice long necking session…with him..that would be enough to get me off.I swear..That is how hot it was…??!!&^$*^%*^)^ And one really nice sweet thing..in All the dreams I have about him..they are all set in That time frame…and he is always smiling..he had a beautiful warm real smile..soulful..whereas now..he just looks tired angry and jaded…w/ short hair! I do have to sort out Why I am always having dreams about this one particular man tho..kinda interesting…
And Viggo..well..he is my Soul Mate..I am sure our paths will collide shortly! Have you guys seen ‘Eastern Promises’ yet…killer!? What an actor! He is So Much More than ‘Lord of the Rings’..a good movie..but he has so many others where you really see his depth..his layering. On top of which…he is into Animal Rescue..very big with The Wild Horses thang.. bought all the horses he worked with..even taught the beautiful Liv Tyler how to ride…(Her Mom musta been Some Beauty…cuz that Rocker Dad of hers could not have created That alone!!) Plus he created his own Publishing Company called Perceval Press…for Poets..Writers, Photographers…he contributes incredible pieces & pics himself..very complex, layered & soulful being he is…:)Plus he cooks & smokes American Spirits too..my brand…& still likes his wine etc..My Kinda Man..Very Renaissance!
I am sorry guys…but I have to end here..The effects of Long Term exposure of living with Mold in That Boring Bolingbrook Basement have returned & I am definitely Not Feelin' well…
Great Holiday Weekend I am having…:(
Mold can kill you ya know..it’s a horror..even when you leave the environment…it doesn’t leave you for awhile..but I am fighting it…all patched up w/ Detox Pads etal..very hot date right now! ANYTHING ya wanna know on Mold Toxicity..Ask Me..I am a walking MD Dict!
Hey…I Know I ain’t gonna let something as icky and ugly as Mold take Moi down..when I Go..it’s gonna be a PARTAY!!! I’m goin’ out Famous..at my Beach House in Malibu….And
After I ‘DO’ Everyone I haven’t but wanted to in my lifetime…lol..I’m gonna do a nice mixture of whatevah will ‘do the trick’ + ride my Harley into the Ocean…or something to that effect!
As my friend Chris said..’If we all make it to 65..and Our Universe as we know it is still in existence..ALL Drugs should be legal!!! Lol
As I might have mentioned..I am a Big Supporter of ‘theanimalrescuesite.com’….one click a day will help feed shelter animals..but please do check their site out, if you haven’t already..there is So Much More to it…so many ways you can help animals, people, our environment by signing Petitions, buying Great Stuff from their store (I do all my Holiday Shopping there!) and I decided to include Just A Few of the amazing stories you can read about everyday.
Enjoy..and Click!
Kisses..Mwuah!! Let’s Do Brunch!!
With Love, Light & Laughter
The DB
(SORRY I COULD NOT GET THE PICS OF THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS TO UPLOAD..DO NOT KNOW WHY???)Adoption Through Millie's Eyes
I never had a home. I lived on the streets. I ate from trash cans. One day, I was picked up and taken to the County Shelter. Everyone said I was ugly. I was ashamed. For once, I was glad that I had long hair over my eyes so no one could see my tears. I knew I'd never be adopted. I'd been at the shelter long enough to know what happens to the animals that don't get adopted -- they're taken to "the room" and they never return.
The Animal Advocates of Barnwell, SC were at the County Shelter the day unwanted animals are euthanized. One of the ladies came to get me. My time was up. I didn't fight. I knew my fate. I was lifted into a tub, expecting the inevitable. Instead, warm water and shampoo poured over me. I was in shock. I didn't know what warm water felt like -- only the cold rain or the spray of a water hose when someone tried to scare me away. The lady dried me off and put me in her car. I immediately emptied my bladder. I knew I'd be hit for my bad manners but the lady told me it was alright as she cleaned up the puddle. I was taken to the groomer where I was given the spa treatment. The ladies said they'd never seen such long eye lashes!
As we drove away, the lady looked into my eyes and told me I was beautiful and that I had a forever home. I was adopted! Every day since then "my lady" has told me that I am beautiful and I believe it!
"You may not be able to change the world, but you can change the entire world for one homeless animal."
Naomi Survives Abandonment, Electrical Burn, and Dental Surgery.
Naomi came to us after the county dog warden found her locked in a trailer, left behind by her owners to starve to death. Once she was in our care, it became obvious that she had problems with her mouth. First, all of her teeth had to be pulled due to issues with stomatitis. Then we discovered that the roof of her mouth was a mess, covered in holes that appeared to be due to an electrical burn. All we could figure was that somehow, left alone in the trailer, our girl tried to find something to eat and chewed on an electrical cord. Or perhaps, the damage had been done before the family abandoned her and poor Naomi remained, in pain and starving, unable to eat.
After numerous dental surgeries to fix the holes in the roof of her mouth, the vet decided that the only way to keep food and drainage from going into Naomi's nasal cavities was to plug the remaining hole with a "septal button," the same type of device used in babies with inoperable cleft palates. Naomi will have this "plug" the rest of her life, but without it and our help, she would have died. She used to scream in pain when she ate because food would get caught in the holes.
This sweet and gentle cat is now looking for her forever home. Our "toothless girl" only wants a soft lap to sleep on, a toy mouse to wrestle with, and kibble that she can easily swallow or gum to death. We don't think that is much to ask for considering all she has been through. And through it all, Miss Naomi has continued to smile.
Black and Orange Cat Foundation
Elwoods' "enchanted cottage"
For 12 years I helped raise a family. But, for some reason things changed and I was told I couldn't come in the house any more. I heard about a puppy, but didn't know what that meant. I just thought maybe I did something wrong and that it would get better.Suddenly one afternoon I was taken to Frederick County Animal Control in Frederick, MD.. The kids didn't even say good-by. They were still talking about the new puppy. I guess I was replaced.
I wasn't in very good shape. My coat was course, I was very thin, my teeth needed a lot of work, I had a small growth on my side, and I was so scared and nervous I didn't know how to act.
The folks at the shelter got me on a good diet, and put me on Petfinder. Soon a wonderful family from far away in Pennsylvania saw my story and photo came to meet me.
Imagine that! Somebody in a whole other state liked me! They didn't care how old I was. They just cared about who I was and that I needed a home.
I got to live on a mountain in a beautiful cottage with a new younger "brother" who is also a Golden Retriever, who taught me about a world I had never known... and I had so much to learn.
Now I am special. I have a real family that thinks I am wonderful, and I do my best every day to tell them the same.
The magic of a picture and a paragraph on Petfinder made my whole life changed. My mom and dad tell everyone I am a precious gift and it was Petfinder that brought me to them.
Love,
Elwood
